19 Classic Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Good
Ah, dad jokes, the wonderfully terrible quips that elicit groans and eye rolls, yet somehow bring us all a little closer with their innocent humor. These are the jokes that have the magical ability to be both so bad and so good at the same time. Whether you’re a dad looking to expand your arsenal or just a fan of their peculiar charm, you’re in for a treat. Here are 19 classic dad jokes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, even if it’s accompanied by a little shake of the head. Let’s dive into the cornucopia of puns, wordplays, and good old-fashioned humor that dads around the world love to share.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. (Yes, it’s so good it’s worth mentioning twice!)
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A king fish.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
