19 Signs You Might Be Turning into a Crazy Dog Lady

While the term “cat lady” has been around for ages, there’s a new breed of pet enthusiasts emerging: the dog ladies. These are the individuals whose lives revolve around their canine companions, and they wouldn’t have it any other way. If you find yourself nodding along to the following signs, you might just be turning into a dog lady yourself!

Your Phone’s Camera Roll

Over 90% of your photos are of your dog, from various angles and in different outfits.

Dog Hair, Everywhere

You’ve accepted that dog hair is just another accessory to every outfit you wear.

Dog’s Birthday > Your Birthday

You’ve thrown more elaborate birthday parties for your dog than for yourself.

Conversations Start and End with Your Dog

When catching up with friends, your dog’s latest antics dominate the conversation.

Dog Mom Merch

Your wardrobe includes multiple “Dog Mom” shirts, hats, and even socks.

Dog’s Schedule > Your Schedule

You’ve declined social events because they interfere with your dog’s walk or feeding time.

Dog Vacations

Your vacations are planned around dog-friendly destinations and accommodations.

Dog’s Social Life

Your dog has a more active social calendar, with playdates, grooming appointments, and training classes.

Dog’s Health Comes First

You’ve spent more on your dog’s health and wellness than on your own.

Dog’s Diet

You’ve researched and perhaps even prepared homemade meals to ensure your dog’s diet is top-notch.

Dog Decor

Your home decor prominently features dog-themed items, from wall art to throw pillows.

Dog’s Bed > Your Bed

Your dog has a more comfortable bed than you, possibly even sharing yours.

Dog’s Wardrobe

Your dog has outfits for every occasion, from Halloween costumes to winter sweaters.

Dog Lingo

You’ve adopted a special voice or lingo just for communicating with your dog.

Dog’s Favorites

You know your dog’s favorite toy, treat, and TV show (yes, some dogs have preferences!).

Dog’s Emotions

You can interpret every bark, whine, or tail wag and know exactly what your dog is feeling.

Dog’s Friends and Foes

You remember the names of all the dogs in the neighborhood but might forget their owners’ names.

Dog’s Achievements

You’ve proudly displayed your dog’s training certificates or competition ribbons.

Dog’s Legacy

You’ve considered or already set up an Instagram account dedicated solely to your dog’s adventures.